Be Pure, Simple & Honest



angrybagel:

angrybagel:

“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

i made this up for notes i dont even have a dog 

(via gnarly)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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(via allteensrelate)

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

(via allteensrelate)

1/4 of me wants to be alone
1/4 of me wants to have a relationship
1/4 of me wants to go have sex and be a slut
1/4 of me wants to eat everything

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via trust)

snarrky:

piratesofthecaribbean:
Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.
aseaofquotes:

Oscar Wilde, De Profundis 

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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